Letters to the Universe

Dear Friday,

Why did you take so long to arrive? This has been one long week and I’ve missed you so.

Thanks for showing your pretty face,

An over-worked dental hygienist

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Dear Christmas tree,

You’re so pretty and you smell lovely. At this point though, I sort of wish you’d decorate yourself. If you could get on that, I’d be forever grateful.

Hugs and Kisses,

b

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Dear T,

It’s my Christmas party this weekend. Don’t forget. Also, I’m wearing that dress you hate. You’re going to have to deal.

Love you,

b

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Dear Gus,

You’ve got to stop giving me that sad sad look when I leave for work in the morning. I’m sorry I’m leaving you all day puppy, but momma has to work so we can buy you kibbles.

Here’s a bone, please forgive me,

Your momma

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Any letters to send to the universe today?

 

Letters to the Universe

Dear Sunday,

Can you be around every day? My husband makes me breakfast. I bring home treats from the farmer’s market. I get to spend all day with my little family doing the things we love. You’re welcome any time.

Don’t be a stranger,

b

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Dear Summer,

Thank you for finally arriving. In August. I’ll try not to hold June, July and the first half of August against you, but seriously. Where were you?? Now that the sunshine is hear, I’m really hoping you’ll stick around for at least a few more weeks. I’m trying to soak up as much Vitamin D as I can, but I’m pretty sure my stores are fairly depleted.

Thanks for popping by,

Britt

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Dear Grad School:

Must you be so disorganized? You’re killing me here!

Yours in organization,

A girl starting class in 2 weeks without a date/time/classroom.

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Memory:

Why must you be so strange? I can remember the stupidest facts, song lyrics to songs I knew when I was in 6th grade and the postal code of my first house (that I moved out of when I was eight!) but I routinely forget people’s names. It’s embarrassing and bizarre. Please, please let me remember some names soon?

The girl with the brain for trivia.

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Dear Target,

I love you and the pretty pretty dresses you have.

Thanks for being so awesome. Can’t wait to see you in Canada soon!

xox,

b

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Who are you writing to today?

Dear…

Dear Heavy Snowfall Warning:

I would have at least liked to see a snowflake. It’s raining. That is not snow. You might need to check your facts next time.

Love,

Girl who would really like an excuse not to go to work.

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Hi Body,

Not sure why you decided to hang onto all that fat and sugar from the holidays, but I’m ready for you to let go of it now. I’m trying to do my part. Time to do yours.

Love,

Frustrated girl who put on weight over the holidays.

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Dear Master’s degree,

Must you really need reference letters? I’ve been on people for months and have still not produced even one. I’d really like to just submit my application already. What’s the deal! Do you actually read them?

Yours,

The girl who really wants into your program

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Dear 6:00AM,

I don’t like you.

Love,

b